642LP #3: Cereal

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Part 1: Write an ad for a cereal entirely made of pine bark
A little kid is boredly eating his Lucky Charms and he looks at his mother and says, "Mama, I'm tired of the same old cereal." The mother sighs and looks into the camera and says, "I can't get my kid to eat anything. He is so picky. One minute he likes cereal and the next thing he dosen't like it anymore." Then an off screen announcer says, "Hey, Billy, Billy's Mom, there is a cereal for you and boy is it good!" The kid and the mother have similar facial expression and say, "Really?" The off screen announcer says, "You bet your butts we do. Introducing Tree-ree-O's, made of only tree bark!" Billy looks skeptical and crosses his arms, "Tree bark dosen't tast very good." His mother coaxes him, "Oh come on, have a bite." Billy takes a bite and his mind explodes becuase how "good" it tastes. "Wow!" He exclaims "It dosen't even taste like trees. It taste like cinamon!" The mother looks at the camera questionably and askes, "Is tree bark good for my child?" The announcer says, "Yes it is! Its full of fiber, vitamin A, vitamin B, Vitamin D and something that lowers you chlosteral. And its afforable too!" The mother now looks happy and looks at her son. "Mom, can we get Tree-ree-O's?" Billy askes. "We sure can" The mothers says. Tree-ree-O's is part of this complete breakfast. Now with toys inside.

part 2: Write a reason for recall
Tree-ree-oh's has been sued by the Advising Council and Cartoon Network becuase of its knock off toy of Smokey the Bear and Yogi Bear. Also it has been reported that different animal feces appeared in some boxes of Tree-ree-Ohs. And we all know feces taste like shit.
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